The Boss

The Boss is Yaakov Dekanozov's unseen employer. He is highly irrascible and quick to anger. He was once bitten by a zombie. He failed to undertake transformation, mainly because his parents were alien zombies.

funny* and Epic+ quotes from the boss:

"Yaakov's ability has halved since he started playing with that Rubix Cube. I'll fire him after lunch..."*



"You idiot! The Swedish are from Japan!"*+



"WHAT?!"+



"Mr. Boss, about the complaints regarding employees?"

"Ah yes, fire them."+



(protest outside)

"Boss is a dork! Give us real pay! Boss hogs all the pork--"

"Hahahaha! That's so funny, I forgot it's being pinned against me!! Hahahaha-- Hey!!"*+