Sarah Belham

Sarah Belham is a woman. LOL. A woman, who, until recently, was believed to be a spy of the Al Qaeda. This, fortunatley, turned out to be false information. She is in fact a spy of the Taliban. LOL. Her name is a lolworthy reference to Cerabellum, a section of the human cranium. She exists as a pie, eaten by The Boss on multiple occasions. This, along with Ectorphius III's partially un-bironium-based existance, is a lie.

"Where's my lipstick?"

"ZOMG"

"The explosive lipstick for this mission!"

"Wait, EXPLOSIVE?! I thought it was REAL lipstick!"

"So where is it?"

"I fed it to-- Oh Chilk!"

"What?"

"Don't bother coming to work tomorrow, it'll be a waste of a 9-day drive."

"WHY?!"

"I fed it to the goat..."

"$#!*%&@?"