Lord Analiser

''"Hey, I hear they've unveiled a statue in honour of Lord Analiser." ''

"No way, dude! I love Lord Analiser, he's like, my hero!"

"Are you out of your fucking mind? Lord Analiser is an asshole."

"Naturally." "I know that, I've gotta get a bit of money on otherwise I'll lose my shit job".

"You can't call your job shit".

"You can, so FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"No you FUCK OFF first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Right that's it!!! I'm calling the shots!!!!!"

"Oh no your NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

They're here now, now FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lord Analiser, the High Abuser of the Buttsecks Battalion, Andromeda Armed Forces (or just Lord Analiser) is someone you do not want to piss off. Trust me on that. If you've ever met the untouchable lord, you'll know what I'm on about. His war cry is "Yo wanna some buttsecks, yo motherfuckers! I RAPE YO ASS, YO SONS OF BITCHES!!!" He is a sickeningly violent warlord who proudly displays his ten inch, fully erect member when on the battlefield. He specializes in buttsecks. But you already knew that didn't you?

Lord Analiser goes by numerous other aliases: the Untouchable Lord, Gaylord Rimmington-Cockburn, Mr. Long-Cox, and Lil' Ol' Butt Raper.

The untouchable lord's first word was, coincidentally, 'rape'.