Bob

''Jingle Bells, Satan smells

Chuck Norris laid an egg

Gravitox prefers blue socks

To Bob's retarded spegg!''

Description
It's kinda difficult to describe Bob, as he's conceptual. However, a concept can be described as a directly conceived or intuited object of thought. This does not shed any light on the issue of what Bob looks like. To scientists, he is a biological anomaly. In my mind, Bob is a disproportionate humanoid entity with an excess of back hair. Sounds like my uncle, LOL. Bob is short, like a midget, but has the strength of fifty men. He has no distinctive mouth (it is believed he is in actual fact, autotrophic, meaning that he manufactures his own food, kinda like plants). What is most interesting about Bob, is that he has an absence of knowledge regarding Earth technology. He was once seen trying to use a Pear PiePhone to wash his armpits.

It is believed by some that Bob is the anti-christ. This has yet to be proven.

Trivia
Bob does not speak. He communicates through blinking.

Bob's favourite activity seems to be covering himself in primordial gooze.

Bob is currently undergoing tests at the University of Boston in Massachusetts.

Bob likes flushing toilets. It's his little thing that he likes to do. It's kinda cute.

Bob is offended by nipples. Please make sure your nipples are covered at all times.

Bob loves links that look like one thing but lead to something totally different. For example: Moron who likes these kinda links.

Bob hates Microsoft.

"*sigh* it was so good back in the day when no-one had the simplest idea about Carbon Dioxide..."

"Then this happened..."