Jim Paulson

Jim Paulson John Smith Jameson Barnabyson Morse is a dude who works for The Boss. Not much is known, as he is scheduled for season 7, introduced to the show in S7E1, also, if it comes out, in theory, appearing in CI:TM7. He's a good friend of Yaakov Dekanozov, and once accidentally killed him. Note Yaakov is still alive despite this. Bubba is scheduled to rip his brains out, though he will become smarter because of this (lol). Note his hair colour being that no-one has ever seen before; brown-ish. He asks for a raise, and if you've ever seen The Boss' Junkyard: Yaakov's Antics, you'll know what the answer is. He is a cepholodonphrite. This does not mean anything, and we will ignore it. He also gets involved with Ectorphius III, and they're revealed to have a similar history, despite Jim being awesome rich with a functioning brain and Ectorphius being yellow. His jaw is shaped like a human jaw, meaning he is at least 82% human. His ancestors are green snails, unlike Scott's, as they are blue snails. He wages war on Barney, but seeing as how he has no weapons, and the government confiscated his licence to feel any 3rd world-available emotions, combined with Barney's similarity to Ectorphius III, this lasted for 3 seconds, with a death toll of 0. He watched The Gumbo Show last wednesday, just like every wednesday for 65 million years, despite him being only 33 years old. This is disturbing, and we will avoid it, just so we don't have a meltdown. He is allergic to chocolate, and he enjoys pie with no filling. Bob likes to mess with him, and blows up the universe. Luckily, Bob hardly knows what the universe is, and ends up blowing a pie up, very weakly, as it simply gets cooked and falls to Earth, where Jim eats it. Coincidentally, the pie had no filling, which Jim enjoys. Bob then grows a brain and realises he failed to blow up the universe, and tries again. This time, he only blows up a segment of a pie, hardly heating an atom. Jim once meets Bob for the first time, and, despite his name not including "Bond", Bob says "Ahhh... I've been expecting you, Mister Bond..." Jim is the skin-colored and civilised equivalent of Woolworth Shnozzlepop. He invented decaffienated caffiene, but not decaffienated coffee.