Bob Bareback

2 years old
"My name is God and I am 100 years old and I cerated the universe..."

"Mommy, what's death?"

"Mommy, is Bruno coming back?"

4 years old
"Mommy, why has my cheek come off and now I can see my skull?"

"Mommy, what's the grim reaper?"

"Mommy, can I have a gun for my birthday?"

6 years old
"I'm the bane of life, so move outta my way, pops!"

"Mommy, I'll kill you if I have to..."

"So Big Brother Bruno was killed by a cactus... Just in time for the grim reaper's arrival!"

"Lord Analiser, are you as sickeningly violent as they say you are?"

"Wanna be my daddy?"

"Daddy, the FBI's here; should I launch the nuke?"

"Daddy, Gravitox is here; should I turn on the Educational Television?"

"Daddy, Barney Gumble's here; should I invite Moe?"