Evil Bob

Evil Bob (also known as Bawb, innit?) is the antithesis of Bob. He speaks in a stereotypically gangsta manner, and is pretty much as immoral as you can get, innit?

'I, m'nehme's Evuhl Bawb, innit? Uh'm much cuhle' thun the' ol' fu'y du'y Bawb, innit? Yuh Uh'm go'a luhf storeh, innit?

Suh yih, Uh'm ther'eh theahsund yeahs awld, innit? Muh lahf storeh's a long'n, innit?

Will Uh wuz born, thin ah crea'ed yuh plani', innit? Suh theh Uh iz, jus' stehndin' theh, like enneh good semeri'en, innit? Un some duhp nehmed bawb cums uhp, innit? Un wrecks mih plani' with "humunz" 'n' "ehnimels" 'n' "peace", uhn Uh'm lahk, "Uh mehn, ah kinda just mehd tha'? So back uff, noob?" Un 'e just blinke' eh mih. (see Bob for reasons why he blinks) uhn Uh'm lahk, "durn't bih rude, innit?" But the mahn fing, innit? Is tuh rimembeh ah cun crea'e as mehneh as ah wawn', innit? Suh contenuen', Ah'm go' mihself uh surn, innit? 'Is nehm's Luke, innit?

Suh yih Ah just sleeehp' af'er tha', innit? Bu' thin, sum lehss cums up, innit? 'N' sehs 'er nehm's Bobette, innit? 'N' Ah'm lahk, Uh mah BAWB!! Shi'z beau'ifel! Innit?

To be continued...

see yuh leh'eh, 'n' ah'll tell yuh more ubout mih t'morroh, innit?