FAQ

Welcome to Chilk Industries' ''Frequently Asked Questions. ''This page is designed to answer all (well, some (okay we'll probably just punch you take your wallet and-- oops)) of your queries on all things chilk. Ask away!

Q. What is chilk?

A. *gasp* You never just asked that! OMG! Did you! You did, didn't you?! Aaaarrggghhhh!!!!!!! The ignorance is just shocking!!! You should be ashamed of yourself. Leave this site immediatley! You disgust me! You're vile! You're sick! Begone wretch!!! GO!!!!

Q. Who is Bob?

A. Blasphemy! You DARE speak the name of the anti-christ!! Nooooooo!!!! You act upon behalf of the trickster!! You are a foul creature!! I banish you from this site!!!!

'''Q. My jaw is misshapen. What can I do about it?'''

A. O.o

'''Q. I'm sorry. What was that?'''

A. o.O

Q. No it wasn't. Last time the left eye was bigger.

A. Actually, the right eye was bigger the first time.

'''Q. Ah, I see. Do you like marshmallows?'''

A. Do you like buttsecks?

Q. WTF?!

A. Yo wanna some buttsecks, yo motherfucker!!

Q. My Mom and Lord Analiser are the same person!

A. OMFG!

'''Q. My Mom and Lord Analiser being the same person... Does that make me gross?'''

A. *HURLAGE!!* *BARF!!* *GASP* *HEAVE!!*

'''Holy f**k! *flees the room, screaming like a...* ooh! marshmallows!'''