Yaakov Dekanozov

Yaakov Dekanozov is a Russian chap who works for The Boss. He has a yellow friend called Ectorphius III and a partially-normal human friend called Jim Paulson.

"Did you hear a word I just said?!"

"Yeah, ya said continue with this Rubix Cube so I don't waste all those 183 days."

"NO!! I SAID TO MAKE SURE THE POWER PLANT NEXT DOOR DOESN'T HAVE AN EPIC MELTDOWN AND CONSEQUENTLY DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!!"

(Yaakov stops playing with the Rubix Cube)

"Not the universe! That's where I keep my stuff!"

"Oh, for God's sake."

"You mean Bob?"

"What?"

Like all of our creations, he's conceptual. He works for the Boss. Wait, I already said that. He is 35 years of age, and has been trying to solve a Rubix Cube for the last 183 days.

Humour
Main Article: Yakov Smirnoff

Yaakov is the inventor of Russia, despite being born there, causing a slight paradox if you think about it, but who cares. He loves Soviet Russia Reversals.

In Soviet Russia, the car drives you.

In Soviet Russia, the chair sits on you.

In Soviet Russia, girkins like you. I'm talkin to you, death!

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia reversals make you!

etc.

Quotes
"My brain is the secret behind my excellence. Without it, I would be dead."

"This is my good friend, Ectorphius III. He's yellow."

"My name is Yaakov. But you can call me Al."

"The Swedish are from Sweden."

"My fifth-grade teacher told me I was so awful at art, it was a wonder to her I could even draw breath."

"I walk around my house with my eyes closed. That way I never have to pay the electricity bill."